samwise gamgee is like your friend who is a little lame, but completely selfless and is overall a much better person than you are

they are so selfless and kind that they make you feel shitty about yourself without meaning to

everyone has a sam

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Pretty girls who can pull off messy hair and no make up and have eyebrow game strong enough to kill half the population are a serious threat and I am afraid of them

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  #text  #trufax
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tiny little turn ons:

   - people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk

   - catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made

   - people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go

   - somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking

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  #trufax  #text  #e
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  #same  #trufax





how are we almost in june i swear we were in march 2 days ago

let’s be real when did it stop being 2007

It’s not 2007?

No it’s like 2010

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i was a good student until the crushing weight of reality shattered my hope for the future

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eaaasy  tips on how to tell your girlfriend to lose weight:

  1. punch yourslef RIGHT in the dick.
  2. if you still feel like telling her to lose weight, repeat step one
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  #text  #trufax