how are we almost in june i swear we were in march 2 days ago
let’s be real when did it stop being 2007
It’s not 2007?
No it’s like 2010
i was a good student until the crushing weight of reality shattered my hope for the future
eaaasy tips on how to tell your girlfriend to lose weight:
- punch yourslef RIGHT in the dick.
- if you still feel like telling her to lose weight, repeat step one
drinking doesnt make you cool
not drinking doesnt make you cool either
you know what makes you cool
having sex with me lets focus on that
if you’re ever having problems with a boy just remember that at least he never converted his entire country to protestantism just to break up with you