foreverthelonelytraveller:

a-unique-storm:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

fake-mermaid:

how are we almost in june i swear we were in march 2 days ago

let’s be real when did it stop being 2007

It’s not 2007?

No it’s like 2010

chompyface:

i was a good student until the crushing weight of reality shattered my hope for the future

rnilkbreath:

eaaasy  tips on how to tell your girlfriend to lose weight:

1. punch yourslef RIGHT in the dick.
2. if you still feel like telling her to lose weight, repeat step one

daftpnk:

drinking doesnt make you cool

not drinking doesnt make you cool either

you know what makes you cool

having sex with me lets focus on that

if you’re ever having problems with a boy just remember that at least he never converted his entire country to protestantism just to break up with you